Apparently...

Apparently....

...when you post a picture on Facebook that says, "Monday is Whore" only a few of your awesome friends get it and laugh and A LOT of your not so awesome friends don't.

...God made fruit flies for the sole purpose of unleashing fruit fly hell on to your house and it will only take the strong willed to kill them all. Which leads me to my next point...

Apparently...

...I'm losing the war to killing the fruit flies...

Apparently...

...losing 4% of my body weight is harder than I thought. Gaining 4% however, is a piece of cake.

...losing 4% of body weight in a week and a half IS a piece of cake for my 42 contenders in the DietBet challenge that I paid $15 whole dollars to be in. How can a person lose that much weight in a week? I'm baffled...Let me know your secret girl.

...it's not possible to lose that much weight in week...they are just trying to sike me out.

Apparently...

...it's working.

...I need to not worry so much about the numbers on a scale and more about the fact that I can actually run longer than 30 seconds.

..."shuffling" is considered "running" in my book.

Apparently...

...according to Parker it's become opposite day every day at my house.

...I went home for lunch today and realized I'm still losing the battle to the fruit flies. They, along with roaches with survive the apocalypse.

Don't worry folks, next time we'll have a more meaningful blog. These are things I just had to get off my chest!